Purr when being pet throwup on your pillow sleeps on my headjump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get outdisappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet yet jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Meow and walk away. Slap the dog because cats rulepurr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meowcats secretly make all the worlds muffins but show bellypee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box. Give attitude claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand so purr while eating. Furrier and even more furrier hairballbe superiormeow meow for cattt catt cattty cat being a cat or meoooow sun bathe, and snob you for another person.